– According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist. We think it’s the best email we’ve ever made. – After all, is said and done, more is said than done. – To decode this comment into a readable form, rot13 it twice. – If it’s not broken, let’s fix it till it is. – Instead try to realize, that there is no sig. – Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. I am too lazy to steal one, perhaps you could loan me yours? sig so funny that reading it will cause an aneurism. – In the beginning was the word, and the word was content-type: text/plain.
– A Microsoft Certified System Engineer is to information technology as a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to the culinary arts - Michael Bacarella I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by - Douglas Adams – You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it! – Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk? – This message is transmitted on 100% recycled electrons. – Using the internet as it was originally intended… for the further research of pipe bombs.
Professional signature for email tamlate professional#
Need some inspiration? Read out the tips to keep your email professional and well crafted. – The above was written as part of an attempt to waste time. – No trees were destroyed in the sending of this message, however, a significant number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. – Earn cash in your spare time – blackmail friends. – Dear IRS, Please cancel my subscription. Next morning, buy it back for seventy-five cents. – Don’t spend two dollars on dry clean a shirt. – Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. – If you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don’t worry about outrunning the bear, just worry about outrunning your friend.
– Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. – A true friend is one who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re half-cracked. That solution may or may not be socially acceptable. – All social problems have a technical solution.
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